What happens when agricultural powerhouse meets personal grooming? A question absolutely no one asked, but Hey Frankie answered anyway.

Welcome to our latest "Brands Gone Wild" series, where we dream up products that don't exist for brands that very much do. Today, we're imagining a world where John Deere ventures from fields of wheat to fields of facial hair.

To be abundantly clear: This is pure fiction. Please keep actual John Deere machinery far, far away from your face. But the creative possibilities? Those are very real, and that's exactly what we're showcasing.

Curious how we'd market such a gloriously absurd crossover? Buckle up for some farm-fresh advertising ingenuity.

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